Totals:
| Steve & Chrissy | 3 |
| Tom | 12 |
| Cat | 1 |
| Dennis | 8 |
| Joe | 4 |
| Wanda | 6 |
| Jim | 9 |
| Ginger | 2 |
Task1: “Best Thing on a Thing on a Thing”
| Steve & Chrissy | Thing from Adams Family on Thing from Fantastic 4 on a Volkswagen Thing | 3 |
| Tom | Thing from Adams Family on Thing from Fantastic 4 on a Volkswagen Thing | 3 |
| Cat | Towel on a Fan on a Lazy Susan | 1 |
| Dennis | Toothpaste on a toothbrush on Dental Floss | 5 |
| Joe | Condom on an Aspirin on a bottle of water | 4 |
Task 2: “Inanimate object with the best personality”
| Dennis | Dog ashes and drawing | 3 |
| Wanda | Flag in Mary’s memory | 3 |
| Jim | Roy the skeleton with the head detached | 5 |
| Tom | Wilson from Castaway | 4 |
Task 3: “Thing you would be most pleased to find in a field”
| Jim | Dry hardwood firewood | 4 |
| Wanda | Naked guy on a tractor | 3 |
| Tom | His dog | 5 |
| Ginger | Kite | 2 |